So Friday night I went out and had drinks at one of my favorite bars. Now this bar is literally a hole in the wall. Sometimes its full, sometimes its chill, but it has a nice atmosphere. I'm cool with the bartenders. One of them is the sort of bartender you fawn over but you know you have nothing in common, thus nothing will ever happen.

But anyway, who do I see there? Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page.

Shit!

I like that bar. Now its going to be all trendy. Maybe they'll jack the drinks up.

Damn. I don't like going to trendy bars. I like going to cool bars where it isn't too loud and you can talk to cute girls.

...and I did, but they certainly weren't Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore. And no, I didn't get any numbers because I'm rusty at my game.

Anyway, I'm not going to tell you what bar this is for fear that its popularity might grow. I mean, its great that the place is doing well which means the bartenders are getting extra tips. But I just don't want the place to get all Hollywood. I mean, if I wanted to go to a Hollywood bar, I'd go to a bar in Hollywood.

Oh well. I fear that I'll have to find a new bar.

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