Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Found On The Floor (dot) Net!

I have a talent for finding weird shit, so I thought I'd make a site for it.

www.foundonthefloor.net

I might repost things I've already posted here.

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Monday, September 28, 2009

Nine Unassuming Fetishes

Lately I've been fascinated by fetishes. Not just any fetish. The type that you could show to anyone, and when they're told that its a fetish, its just creepy. The type that only a select few can get off on. This list will help clarify things.


EAR FETISH

I forgot exactly where I read it, in Japan, a mother or wife would pick one's ears with your head on her lap. Its done by someone who has an intimate relationship with you. So its understandable how intimacy becomes sex becomes ears.

CROOKED TEETH FETISH

Maybe this is more of a preference than a fetish. But if you're in a country where most people don't have braces and most of the women you've been attracted to in your life have crooked teeth, then this might become a preference.


SNEEZING FETISH

Let's presume that some people have slightly different nerves than others. And let's say that physical stimuli could become sexual stimuli. Okay, I'll give em that.


GLASSES FETISH

I have this fetish/preference.

GIANTESS CRUSHING STUFF FETISH

Except for the hotpants, I understand none of this.

HICCUP FETISH

See SNEEZE FETISH

KIGURUMI

there's something aesthetically pleasing about this. Sometimes I'd rather see a cosplayer wear anime masks instead of their faces. But the unfortunate side of kigurumi is that it usually involves a middle aged man dressed up as his favorite anime girl. sort of achieving a oneness with the fictitious character.

It would be a beautiful concept IF IT WASN'T SO DAMNED CREEPY!!!

EYE PATCH/BANDAGE FETISH

I assume it has to do with S&M.

A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA


FURRIES

I've heard there's some sort of tactile sensation and the idea of being an animal. But....yeah.... I don't understand.


A poll taken of Japanese fetishes
Some seem more like preferences to me.

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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Sadness of the handicapped pets!

I was doing some research for GOD(tm) and I had to share this with you.



NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!



WWWHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!



Okay, this is just surreal.

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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

PUP-PEH!



Because I promised not to post this up on facebook until a friend who had a bad day did it first.

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Monday, August 24, 2009

It's just confusing!

The way to cure Yellow Fever is Thai Ladyboys!

I got 70% on this test.

70%

Created by Bangkok Diaries - a Bangkok blog



Its a test I've been passing along to my friends in order to disturb and confuse them.

SPREAD THE LOVE!

Then I was enlightened to Nong Poy by a friend. She made me join the Facebook group out of sarcasm.

I couldn't watch porn for a week, after that.

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Monday, August 10, 2009

Facebook Link Dump #2


























LOOKWELL! A failed pilot created by Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel. Starring Adam West, a has-been actor who thinks he could solve crimes.




Inspirational Superhero Characters
http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2008/06/09/from-the-slushpile/



I want to build a Dreamachine
http://www.interpc.fr/mapage/westernlands/dreamachine.html





I hope I'm related to this guy.


Since most my family is in Bohol, I thought I'd put this up. Its a "nature reserve" (someones backyard) with a giant python and a girl (cross-dresser) as your tour guide. The first & last time I went here I was jetlagged, tired, confused and amused.











































UA (pronounced "ooh-ah") is this pop singer from japan. Her music is pretty eclectic. She started a children's show some years ago, so kids could learn Japanese children's songs.

...but damn!

She's exposing kids to some pretty sophisticated sounds. Those kids are lucky.

--and the parrot look works for her.


According to the New York Times, "The Grass-Mud Horse" is a mythical creature whose name in Chinese sounds like "f*ck your mother". Literally, lyrics are very harmless, but its actually a subversive song reacting to Chinese censorship (or "harmony").




World Science Festival 2009: Bobby McFerrin Demonstrates the Power of the Pentatonic Scale from World Science Festival on Vimeo.



The Death of President Corazon Aquino
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1914125,00.html?cnn=yes















SuperGreg - a staple of my art school memories
http://zmax.org/supergreg/sgdotcom/

This is pretty cool.
http://users.telenet.be/kixx/



Prison Inventions
http://www.sloshspot.com/blog/07-23-2009/The-Wonderful-World-of-Prison-Inventions-191





Photoshop Phriday: Make Fictional Animals Real
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/fictional-animals-life.php?page=1









Radio Lab on the Afterlife
http://blogs.wnyc.org/radiolab/2009/07/27/after-life/























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Thursday, July 16, 2009

"Things I've been posting on Facebook" dump

As a blogger, I've been holding out on you. If you're on facebook, please join the Theory of Everything Comics Group because I'm not going to add you as a friend. (Really, I'm trying to reserve facebook for people I've met and relatives I haven't-- although a few fans have gotten in before I made this rule.) Anyway:


DEAR SWEET GANESHA!!!!




This will NEVER catch on!




Elmo, do you know what necrophilia is?


This is what happens when you abandon a liturgical tradtion.




Please stop. Just stop. You don't seem to get it. Really, I'm not saying that because I'm part of a heretical sect. Making things like this is exactly why Jesus hasn't come back.



A blog devoted to cute Japanese girls who have never seen an Orthodontist.


This is what happens when you stop telling children fairy tales where people die or get eaten.


My brain hurts now.


Comment from Mr. Evangelista: "damn man... wow, i cant even comment, cause beating up a kid is awesome..."


This Friday is Admiral Ackbar Day!

To Have Two Vaginas.

"Smile" is a Jdrama about a half-Filipino, half-Japanese man who is caught up in the racism of the Japanese legal system. I first heard about this show because my favorite musician sang the theme.... now there's Filipino in it?!! I'll have to catch up on this later.

A gallery of photos from lost and found cameras






Men in silly costumes wrastling! skip to 1:54

Our President is pretty cool.



Worst Co-Pilot Ever




AT-AT attack






Play with Mr. T's hairstyle


RadioLab: We are coins

















The fact that a black woman is singing a Korean song really well is a sign of our modern times. And she's pretty hot.... as well as the original performers of this song.



Okay, hot Korean girls is a good way to end it.

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Friday, June 12, 2009

So this is why I'm not "Asian Enough"!

I gotta practice my posing!





sauce : http://asianposes.com/

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Saturday, May 9, 2009

The Best Jerry Springer Episode EVER!!!



That's good writing.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Shizuko Kasagi - Queen of Boogie



From JapanNewbie

Shizuko Kasagi was known as the “Queen of Boogie” 「ブギの女王」 in postwar Japan. She was born in Kanagawa but moved to Osaka with her family not long after she was born, which is the reason that she could speak Kansai dialect.


I first heard this song, pre-youtube, synced to a really cool piece of traditional animation. Now I have a better sense of where it came from.

There's also been covers of this song. The previous link, I like the band but the vocalist is much too nice. Shizuko Kasagi sounds like she's seen tough times and that she could out drink you.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Giant Robot Spider Invades Japan



Check out the pics @ kirai.net

Why must be there robots in Japan and not in my backyard? America, see what happens when you let creationism take over the school? We don't have any awesome giant robots!

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Saturday, May 2, 2009

Japanese Hip Hop Android


Diachi 3000 can't be human. It just can't... but I bet he desires to be a real boy when he's not saving the world from evil robots.

[sauce]

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Saturday, April 25, 2009

The best back scratcher



Okay, shirtless old man with a missing tooth, scratching himself with a toilet brush... this makes perfect sense to me. In fact, I can accept that this could very well be my future.

But when it gets to 00:42 (it had to be 42, huh).... it gets brilliantly strange.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Chemical party

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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The best B-Boy battle EVER!

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

In an alternative universe, this would make a lot of sense

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Your Grandmother Can Kill You (Miyazaki)

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Saturday, August 30, 2008

The Alphabet with James Earl Jones

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Gremlins Fan Film



and the making of:

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Friday, August 29, 2008

Words of Wisdom


So true. So true.

[source]

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These videos make me want to go to the bathroom.




This one is a bit abrasive with the translations. Although, I did see one of these toilets in the Philippines when I was..."in trouble" and thought "WTF?"


There must be a problem training children to use the restroom if you gotta make toys about it.


I really want to see the costumed version of this character show me how to use the bathroom.

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Thursday, August 28, 2008

GUITAROSAURUS

This artist was just brought to my attention, check out http://rumblo.com/ for more comics.

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

It's like Elementary School all over again!

Really?! How is this NOT stupid? I mean, its not like there aren't any Chinese in Spain (I know at least one), do you try this shit in front of them.
(Actually, I could imagine some restaurant owner tolerating this because its a regular customer.)

Let's remember. These are athletes, not ambassadors.

Angry Asian Man does this blogging about the Olympic Spanish Basketball Team better than me. He also has better pics.

Mind you, I think when its done properly, racism can be really funny, entertaining and insightful. I mean, I'll use racist asian jokes-- cuz I can get away with it.

...in theory.

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Today is the Day!


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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Star Trek Sing-a-long


I just don't know about this one.


At least its "interpreted" and not sung by.


Better.


I was trying to find the live performance on Jay Leno, but this is good enough.

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

This will never get old.

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Saturday, August 9, 2008

In Memory of Lyla Lei

Remember, this IS "Theory of Everything Comics" and everything meaning, everything I find amusing. And this is a comic, and I feel that I haven't put up enough comics stuff lately. (And I'm considering making the comics menu into the index page again, but that doesn't have much to do with anything.)

This is an amateur comic done by a former adult film star. It sort of reminds me of Silly Daddy in its book form. (In style and verve, not content-- OBVIOUSLY.)

It's rather interesting to see how the manga/anime style is becoming prevalent in American Visual Language. And how she identifies with the super hero motif of the alter ego with her personal and work life.

(Plus there's sex and sexuality, of course. Everyone's interested in that--even if they pretend not to. Plus the adult film industry is pretty interesting. Just the fact that it creates all this fantasy and amorality yet all in all its just a business and its just work for these performers. Plus something I learned from an ex-girlfriend who did make-up at a shoot: three parts water + one part mayonnaise (or vice versa)... well I'm just glad its fake.)

I'd like to see more adventures about Lyla Lei leaving the adult film industry.


PS. Yes I was bored looking at girls on myspace. I wasn't intentionally looking for porn.

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Friday, August 8, 2008

Call Girl Poems

I was going to call it "Prostitute Poetry", but I thought that was a bit crass.

Clicky here.

Hey, everyone blogs these days.

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